Gift Idea Generator

Ranks a hand-written library of 170 gift ideas against who you are buying for, the occasion, your budget and the interests you type in, and tells you why each one came out on top. A curated library with a scoring rule, not a language model — the same answers come back every time.

The questions no reference answers: what a meeting is costing while it runs, how many hours a commute has taken out of a year, how much detergent a load actually needs, and a few that exist for the pleasure of knowing — how many popcorn kernels would fill a room, what a hamster generates.

Quoting the playful ones as if they were measurements. A room filled with popcorn and a salary counted in bathroom breaks are arithmetic done honestly on premises chosen for fun; the number that comes out is exactly as solid as the assumption you fed it, which is the joke.

They sit next to each other but answer different questions: Gift Card Tip Calculator is the one to open when you need it to bill + tip minus a gift-card balance = the cash you still owe, split between people if needed. Pick whichever matches what you're starting from — both are free.

Clothing size converter is the closest one after this: Tops, bottoms and shirt collars converted separately between FR, IT, DE, UK and US — each with the body measurement EN 13402 makes its primary dimension.

Commute Life Wasted Calculator and Dew Point Calculator — they come up in the same task often enough to be worth a second tab.

The household ones follow the figure printed on the packet or the manufacturer's chart, which is why a detergent dose or a nappy size may not match another brand's. The rest state their assumptions on the page, because assumptions are the whole content of the answer.