johnson

nouncommon in dialogue

United Kingdom//ˈd͡ʒɒnsən//
United States//ˈd͡ʒɑnsən//

Penis.

noun

1
slangPenis.
Fuck your sympathy! I don't need your sympathy, man, I need my fucking Johnson!

Etymology

Compare the use of other men’s names as slang terms for the penis, e.g. peter and others listed in that entry.

Forms

plural: johnsons

johnny · A condom.Johnny · A diminutive of the male given name John.Johns · An English surname originating as a patronymic derived from…

johnson · Penis.

Johnson · A patrilineal surname transferred from the given name. The…join · To connect or combine into one; to put together.joining · The act or result of joining; a joint or juncture.

The neighbouring pages — Alphabetical order follows the rules of the language, not byte values: an accent decides only between two otherwise identical words, and Spanish files Ñ as a letter of its own.