twat
nounverbattested in dialogue
- United States//twɑt//
- United States/[tʰw̥ɑt]/
- Australia//twæt//
- Australia/[tʰw̥æt]/
The vagina or vulva.
noun
- 1
slangThe vagina or vulva.
That you wanna get with, lick up in my twat / Gotta hit the spot, if not don't test the poom-poom
Come on back to my place / And loosen up your belt / We can order a pizza / While you finger yourself / It don't bother me none / That you smell like piss / I'm gonna lay my head back / And give your twat a kiss / Sit on my face, cause I ain't too picky / And ride my mouth till your pussy gets sticky and all
- 2
slangA contemptible and stupid person, idiot.
"LARGE MOCHA TO GO, MEDIUM CHAI FOR HERE, YOU TWATS"
Etymology
Unknown origin. Possibly cognate with Old Norse þveit (“cut, slit, forest clearing”), and if so a doublet of thwaite. May however simply be onomatopoeic or sound-symbolic.
verb
- 1
slangTo hit, slap.
Arnold Rimmer: What are we gonna do? Dave Lister: Well, I say let's get out there and twat it!
"Umbridge'll twat him into next week."
"I'd love to twat her over the head with this. What d'ya reckon?" "She'd certainly bleed a lot."
That's the only time I have been twatted by someone.
Forms
- plural
- twats
- past tense
- twatted
- past participle
- twatted
- present participle
- twatting
- third person singular
- twats