whitey

adjective

1. 1

   Variant of whityAlternative form of whity.

   a whitey-brown colour

noun

1. 1

   A white person, a person of Western European descent.

   I can't pay no doctor bills / But whitey’s on the moon / Ten years from now I'll be payin' still / While whitey’s on the moon

   She's a whitey in jeans / She's an outlaw

   "Whites don't like us because they think we're niggies. And blacks don't like us because they think we're whiteys. We don't fit anywhere. That's why we've gone off alone, created a totally separate thing."

   Touché, honky. So, whitey, what did you do today? Oppress a new land and make the people there Christians against their will?

2. 2

   slangA state or bout of sickness, especially induced by cannabis use.

   (Drug users consuming this much alcohol are either slumpped in the corner having a whitey or already on their way to casualty in an ambulance.)

   'Youths' happily do both and they're almost seen as weird if they don't smoke themselves into a whitey with their mates.

   Ocasionaly^([sic]) things don't work quite as expected but seriously i can't remeber^([sic]) last time i had a "whitey" not for many years that a certainty.

   'Dead bodies. Up in trees,' I said. I handed him the crisps. 'I'm gonnae have a whitey,' he said and fucked off up to the toilet to be sick.

Forms

plural

whiteys, whities

comparative

whitier

superlative

whitiest